Ill hold his arms. You lift his dress and check his diaper.
Oh its full alright. Nice and soaked. His wittle tee tee is even poking out!
Hahaha! What a fucking loser! Should we change the little twerp right here in the aisle?
Yea, but not yet. Lets lead him around the store a little more so that folks can get a whiff of his stinky diaper. Maybe some will follow us, take pictures, and watch as we change him!