Dear Department of Correctional Facilities for Troubled Teenage Boys,
Greetings from the new Moore Family! We just wanted to thank you for our beautiful new adopted son, Mikey! Its hard to believe little Mikey was ever once a rebellious teenager. Your forced regression therapy really turned him into such a sweet and loving boy! Just in case you were wondering, Mikey still wears diapers 24/7. We tried going a few days without diapers at first, but I guess him being in them for such a long period of time caused him to become unpottytrained. Alas, we dont know if we would ever want to see him snap out of his little babyish phase anyway. He is just so darn cute! We continue to feed him bottles of the special formula given to us by your facility, and will continue to do so as long as you deem appropriate. Again thank you so much for saving Mikey from what could have been a very dark and tragic life and giving him a second chance to live his life again as a toddler! We couldnt be more appreciative! To everyone at your facility, thank you so much for what you do!
Sincerely,
The Moore Family