I hate this sleeper, Daddy!
Awww, now hate is a very strong word, kiddo. How come you dont like your baby jammies?
Because! pouted James, Its hard to grab stuff when Im in em and I cant use my phone or play games or anything. Plus the zippers hard to reach! Its annoying.
Daddy smiled down knowingly at the fussy adult toddler laying back on their couch, idly hopping a stuffed bunny around on the babyish blue jammies he was encased in. The plush, sewn on mittens definitely limited his partners dexterity and, combined with the zipper being on the garments back, made it difficult for the wearer to remove. It was exactly the reason Daddy had bought it. Best to cut this tantrum off at the head, he thought. Theyre designed that way, sweetheart, to keep toddlers out of trouble. And besides, are those things that little boys should be doing? Do toddlers text on phones or play big boy games on the TV?
Well, nooooo, but
And, Daddy cut James off, Are good little boys supposed to fiddle around with the clothes that their daddies put them in? Hmm?
James was starting to get where this was going and felt his cheeks flush a rosy red. No, Daddy.