Lift up your onesie and show Mummy how much of a baby you are&Look how thick these soggy pampers are&Its so heavy its almost between your knees&Come on show Mummy your baby waddle in those thick sodden pampers&Oh dear your nappy isnt just soggy is it?&Good God you stink to high heaven!&Oh dont tell me youre a big boy darling&Youre quite clearly a silly little pampers boy!
@diapercuck