This was the strangest gift you had ever been sent. Five giant teddy bears delivered right to your door with no return address. Each had a good foot and a half or height on you. You knew it was some kind of big mistake, but the delivery guy said he was not taking them back without charging you and that you would need to call the main office in the mourning. You hauled them inside for now. It would have been bad if they got dirty or stolen before they could get to the rightful owner. It was surprisingly hard to drag them in. They were only fluff, but each must have been well over 300lbs. You were worn out by the end and decided to lay down and get a quick nap before lunch, but just as you laid down you heard a very cheerful voice.
Its not nap time little baby. Stay up and play with us!
You turned over to see the red bear towering over you with a very happy look on the sewn on face. You froze in fear at the strange sight.
Red - I bet youd love to go to the park and make a nice sandcastle. Come on guys we need need to get the baby ready for a walk to the park.
The other teddy bears popped awake and all seemed to close in around you.
White - What a great idea Red. All good little boys need sunshine and fun to be happy!
Panic set in and you tried to make a break from the strange bear only to be grabbed by the Black one.
Black - Hee hee! I think he likes the idea fellows. Hes ready to jump up and get started. All good little boys need lots of activities to be happy! We better get him all dressed up before we head out tho.
Black laid you back on the bed in surrounded by the circle of giant teddy bears.
Chocolate - Great thinking Black! We should need some super-duper cute baby boy clothes! All good little boys need lots of cute little clothes to be happy!
Chocolate bear placed a paw on your shorts, shirt, and shoes and suddenly they disappeared from sight. You tried you best to cover yourself. The Brown bear then pulled off your boxers and held them up.
Brown - Where on earth did you get these? These are only for big girls and boys. All good little boys need diapers to be happy!
Red - Right you are Brown. It also keep the carpets happy.
White - Hee hee. Good one Red!
You clamped your eyes shut as tight as you could. You had to be dreaming. Maybe someone drugged you or something. Youd just keep your eyes closed till they were gone. You still could hear them tho and you felt them holding you down in place.
Red - Black do you have the baby powder?
Black - Right here Red! Taking care of a baby sure is fun when we work together.
Chocolate - Make sure to get his bottom guys. Babies can get rashes very easily and they dont like that one bit. Ill help tape up his diaper.
White - I just hope he likes the cute little outfit I brought for him. Oh here is his paci too! Oh and these will keep him for wandering into trouble!
Brown - I bet he will love it Chocolate. You always pick the cutest things to make baby boys super happy! The mittens are super double duper cute!
Red - There we go guys. Now hes all ready for some fun at the park. Look how sweet you look little prince!
You were picked up from the bed and you slowly opened your eyes. The Black teddy bear was holding you in front of the bathroom mirror by you armpits. You couldnt believe you were looking at yourself. You had on a baby blue silk shirt with a Peter Pan collar and puff sleeves that was cover in little bears and was not nearly long enough to hide your new diapers that also had little bears printed on them. Tightly fasten in place were your mittens and pacifier. Around your waist was a giant pair of baby reigns will Red holding the lead.
Red - Great job Happiness Bears! I think our new little prince likes it!
White - Well then lets get moving team! Park time!!
Chocolate - I hope the baby likes the teeter totter! Oh and the rocking horses! Oh and the big slide!
Brown - Ill make sure to bring plenty of extra diapers and some bottles incase he needs them.
Black - Lets make sure to have a super time with our new prince!
You grabbed the door frame, but it proved quite unless against Reds strength as he tugged on your reigns. You were going outside to play in the park in this humiliating form. You were pretty sure you were not going to be happy.