Come on baby, sit that cute little butt of yours down. Lets get you in a nice thick nappy so we dont make a mess of the floor&
Yes I know Ive put in 3 boosters. I know you wont be able to close your legs. But what Mummy says goes, and I want my little princess to crawl and waddle around for my amusement. I can make it thicker if you want. Now lets get it taped up so I can snuggle you and squish your nappy.
If youre a very good girl Ill feed you a bottle so you can soak your nappy peacefully, when you need to.
If youre not, well lets say Ill make you use it a bit sooner, and you wont have any say in when. Or where.
(Im so torn right now, Im kinda in the middle of both of my sides. I feel I could go either way if the right person pushed me in the direction they want. Im really needing to be babied and also really needing to baby someone. Its so frustrating!)