I know its hard to resist. Humping away desperately at your teddy bear when daddy isnt watching but you know Ill catch you.
If the thickest soggiest padding doesnt help stop you feeling anything then the cage around your sissy clitty will definitely make it more frustrating!
Do you remember how long its been since daddy let me you make supervised stickies? Nearly a full year? I know that would drive me totally mad!
Perhaps daddy will let you play with the buzzy wand for a bit just to ease your frustrations, not long enough to actually spurt, but just so you can remember how it feels to get so close to it
Or perhaps we should just hold off completely until youre older, when youve mastered potty training!